groovychainsaws:

American education
rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

tapelessleopard:

Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating

image

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kuromania:

thepinkestlady:

ellenlovesportia:

Ellen talking a about foods from the 50s

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

I don’t like it.
Ellen.

no-wifi:

tumblr is running out of urls and now it’s hit the point where they look like our hotmail addresses from when we were 8

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textpoops:

Shout out to old people for graduating high school without google

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daydreamnnation:

"Hey can I borrow your phone?"
“Yeah just give me one sec”

virginityonhigh:

can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner

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Stop comparing where you’re at with where everyone else is. It doesn’t move you farther ahead, improve your situation, or help you find peace. It just feeds your shame, fuels your feelings of inadequacy, and ultimately, it keeps you stuck. The reality is that there is no one correct path in life. Everyone has their own unique journey.
Daniell Koepke  (via thatkindofwoman)
cryoganix:

xlb42:

xlb42:

docile-potato:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox

I call bullshit

fuck me it actually worked
I’ve never gotten one of these to work before

came for the blogs, stayed for the skeletons